Who we are

We are a profit-focused MVNO (mobile virtual network operator) LTE and 5G cellular service provider, based in Dallas, Texas.

Media

You can share with us whatever you like, but we don’t guarantee we’ll like it – but even if we don’t (or do) we won’t go shop your shit around like some bullshit data broker or pinko Commie.

Cookies

We like oatmeal raisin. We don’t like random tracking cookies or other bullshit, so the only ones we set are like temporary session cookies that track your current logged-in session.. Maybe Google Analytics might set some, but we don’t really give a fuck.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. Then eat some Chips-A-Hoy and be happy.

Embedded content from other websites

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Who we share your data with

Nobody, if we can help it.

How long we retain your data

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

You want it deleted, ask us. Otherwise, we’re gonna just keep on keepin’ on.

Where your data is sent

Unless otherwise necessary, it’s sent where your e-mails not related to purchases go… /dev/null usually.. Sometimes we use them to line our catbox. No telling. Wanna know? Ask.