About us.
At Brokedick Wireless, we’re committed to keeping you mostly connected, most of the time. We believe reliable service is overrated, contracts are for cowards, and you shouldn’t need a credit check to call your dealer, your ex, or your grandma. Our goal? Cheap plans, questionable reception, and customer support that probably won’t ghost you. Because in a world full of fine print, we keep it simple: No bars, no bullshit.
About us.
Our management team has 20+ years of experience in the telecommunications industry, from service delivery to infrastructure and network engineering. Trust us, we’re professionals.
Markets We Serve
01
Unemployed Scrubs
No job? No money? Got to have a phone so you can get a job, right?
02
SNAP & CHIP Recipients
Government benefit entitlement is good enough for us, and good enough for LifeLine and the FCC!
03
Ex-Convicts On Parole
One part about doing time that we can make better is helping you make damn sure you don’t stack on another bid because you couldn’t check in.
Our Amazing Team
Our bad-ass team of engineers, regulatory ass-kissers, and a whole fuck-ton of low-level minions keep this shit-show in orbit.
Think you’ve got the cojones to hang with us, ese?
Vincent Wolf
Head. Of Everything.
The buck starts, and stops with me. So does the change, the rise, the run, and all the sass in that ass. Boo-yah.
Noxeema Jackson
Director of Pussy Control
Bitch, I said what I said… I’d rather be famous instead, I let all that get to my head.
Sofonda Cox
Director of Customer Service
Did I stutter? No, I did not.
Token White-Girl
Coffee Wench
I’m just glad to be here.